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| Clinton Denies Slandering Obama on JuicyCampus.com |
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| Written by Eugene Handsome | ||||
| Monday, 31 March 2008 | ||||
 In what appears to be the last, desperate mud-slinging of a losing candidate, Hilary Clinton has denied anonymously calling Barack Obama a "Bin Laden Loving Closet Transexual" on college gossip website, JuicyCampus.comDisplaying a lawyer's flair for the English language, it is claimed she also called him no less than seven variations of the word 'N*gger', five pejoratives terms referring to his Islamic background, and three, inventively descriptive colloquial expressions that left a distinct whiff of trans-gender and/or closeted homosexuality hanging in the air. The website, which allows anonymous, unvetted gossip posting among US Universities, has recently exploded in popularity and controversy. They have stated that privacy laws will not allow them to release any details of whether Hilary Clinton made the comments or not. However, experts agree that the masterful command of phrasing, and pared-down prose apparent in the post could not have come from an American college student, most of whom barely know how to read a bus timetable. In addition - never the smartest cookie in the jar herself either - Clinton signed off with the handle 'Southern Belle', which any political pundit will tell you is Bill Clinton's nick name for her - an unflattering reference to the generous, bell-shaped derriere that eventually drove the then President into a string of affairs with considerably more slender young Whitehouse officials. Obama, as of yet, has not posted a response. Full text of Clinton's alleged post can be found by trawling through reams of pointless name-calling and idle chit-chat on JuicyGossip.com, if you really have nothing better to do with your time. Share This Article      Views: 1499
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