Sunday, 20th May 2012
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The broadcasting giant Sky Sports has been accused of faking major sporting events to cover up errors in reports by the robot Jeff Stelling.
This announcement yesterday followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian kids. The decision to hire them was taken after a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth could remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.- Promo
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